12.6.2026
Putin, the beggar
A year ago, the USA was faced with a president asking the world for eggs:
Trump: Send eggs!
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https://www.welt.de/vermischtes/article255703754/Vogelgrippe-USA-bitten-Laender-in-Europa-um-Eier.html
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Denmark of all countries
USA asks countries in Europe for eggs
Status: 20:11
PRODUCTION - 12.03.2025, Hesse, Frankfurt/Main:
Egg shortages in the USA - prices have exploded due to bird flu. Now the USA is asking European countries for help.[...]
Following outbreaks of avian flu, eggs are scarce and expensive in the USA: the United States has therefore reportedly asked countries in Europe for more egg exports. The industry associations in Denmark and Sweden, of all places, have received corresponding requests, as reported by Danish and Swedish media. Denmark's relationship with the USA is currently strained due to Trump's plans to take over Greenland.
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Unfortunately, we do not have a single egg to sell
https://x.com/ElvenesTor/status/1900677580111458554
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Tor Elvenes🇧🇻 @ElvenesTor
USA asks Norway for eggs.
Norway says no.
– As you may have heard, the US is experiencing rising egg prices, says the email from the US Department of Agriculture.
– Unfortunately, we do not have a single egg to sell.
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11:37 PM · Mar 14, 2025
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Vikings, once the first to sail to Greenland, keep a tradition. They keep it.
I'm afraid: no deal, no chickens - they are as dead as a dodo...
https://x.com/akihheikkinen/status/1900928964094202028
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Aki Heikkinen @akihheikkinen
Hearts and minds.
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4:15 PM · Mar 15, 2025
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Broken eggs never mend.
The unworthy miserables refuse to obey
Denmark: NO!
No eggs...
Norway: NO!
No eggs...
Finland: NO!
No eggs...
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18.3.2025
USA also asks for eggs in Germany
https://www.bluewin.ch/en/news/usa-also-asks-for-eggs-in-germany-2611020.html
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USA also asks for eggs in Germany
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The United States has also asked Germany for more egg exports. "We have indeed received a request from the USA," said a spokesperson for the German Egg Association
18.03.2025, 04:16
The association, which represents the egg industry in Germany, initially left further details open.
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According to earlier statements by the President of the German Egg Association, Hans-Peter Goldnick, small quantities are already being exported to the USA via the spot market. However, the volume is very small. Germany does not have an abundance of eggs either: only 73% of the eggs consumed in Germany in 2023 were produced here. The rest is imported.
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USA fragen auch in Deutschland nach Eiern
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Die Vereinigten Staaten haben auch Deutschland um mehr Eierexporte gebeten. ,,Wir haben in der Tat eine Anfrage aus den USA erhalten", sagte eine Sprecherin des Deutschen Eierverbandes
18.03.2025, 04:16
Der Verband, der die Eierindustrie in Deutschland vertritt, ließ weitere Details zunächst offen.
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Nach früheren Aussagen des Präsidenten des Deutschen Eierverbandes, Hans-Peter Goldnick, werden bereits geringe Mengen über den Spotmarkt in die USA exportiert. Die Menge ist jedoch sehr gering. Auch in Deutschland gibt es keine Eier im Überfluss: Nur 73% der im Jahr 2023 in Deutschland verbrauchten Eier werden hier produziert. Der Rest wird importiert.
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Did not turn out well...
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The revenge of the chickens
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Putin's window fall
Now, a year later, the situation in Absurdistan surpasses the Vacuum State:
https://x.com/PrzemekShura/status/2065187498008232407
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Takeshi Kovacs @PrzemekShura
Translated from Polish
🇷🇺 Things are getting serious in Russia:
"In connection with the ongoing terrorist attacks by the Kyiv regime on our regions, the Foreign Ministry is appealing to a number of friendly countries with a request to supply fuel for state needs. I hope they will extend a helping hand, which we have always extended first"
- Zakharova.
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11:40 PM · Jun 11, 2026
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(0:00) In connection with the constant terrorist attacks of the Kiev regime in our regions, (0:05) the Ministry of Foreign Affairs appealed to a number of friendly countries (0:08) with a request to provide fuel for humanitarian needs.
(0:11) We hope for understanding and a helping hand, which we also always extend to our friends.
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Angesichts der anhaltenden Terroranschläge des Kiewer Regimes auf unsere Regionen hat sich das Außenministerium an eine Reihe befreundeter Staaten gewandt und um die Bereitstellung von Kraftstoff für humanitäre Zwecke gebeten.
Wir hoffen auf Verständnis und eine helfende Hand – so wie auch wir unseren Freunden stets eine solche reichen.
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"Putin's coffin...
... for peace talks..."
"Der chinesische Kaiser Xi Jinping und sein Handlanger"
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600 pix:
http://www.transgallaxys.com/~aktenschrank/ADOLF_PUTIN_IS_AN_INSANE_MASSMURDERER/JINPINGS_KETTENHUND_PUTIN_2_800.jpg
https://www.allaxys.com/~kanzlerzwo/index.php?topic=12464.msg33671#msg33671
"Come to Russia, before Russia comes to you."
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FCKPTN!
https://www.allaxys.com/~kanzlerzwo/index.php?topic=12464.msg33812#msg33812
"Select all images with TRACTORS CARRYING TANKS"
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https://www.allaxys.com/~kanzlerzwo/index.php?topic=12464.msg33888#msg33888
Russia is down. Forever.
"Re: Der Krieg gegen Europa / The War against Europe
« Reply #121 on: March 29, 2022, 05:52:04 AM »"
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https://www.allaxys.com/~kanzlerzwo/index.php?topic=12464.msg33929#msg33929
Now that prediction/analysis has come true.
https://x.com/DefenceU/status/2064757636810047552
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Defense of Ukraine @DefenceU
Russia's refinery advent calendar adds another page: June 2026.
Today's forecast:
🔥 100% chance of heat
⛽ Reduced refining capacity
💨 Persistent smoke over strategic facilities
Stay tuned!
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7:12 PM · Jun 10, 2026
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"Even as a large picture, Putin is damned tiny...
« Reply #53 on: March 06, 2022, 05:12:30 PM »"
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The peace talks with Volodymyr Selenskyy in Moscow will be interesting...
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"War hero", 2022, by Finnish artist Kaj Stenvall
24.6.2026
Civil war in Russia
Wait for it...
But, wait, I have a question: HOW can they make a civil war, when their cars won't work because they have no diesel and no gasoline?
Donkeys, horses, bicycles, and oxen carts?
Will be an impressive sight.
Wait for it...
https://x.com/jalle51/status/2069458151343091890
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Jarl Finland @jalle51
You honestly have to love the absolute state of Russian military logistics right now, with Chief of Staff Valery Gerasimov frantically preparing an emergency report to tell Putin that the army has officially run out of gas.. 🇷🇺⛽️🚨
A massive internal crisis has erupted within the Russian General Staff. Following highly effective Ukrainian drone strikes on major refineries, the Kremlin has been forced to redirect fuel away from the frontlines to stabilize a growing fuel shortage in Moscow. The result? Total paralysis for Russian armor. Commanders on the ground have bluntly informed Gerasimov that offensive operations cannot continue because supply trucks and tanks are literally running on empty. 🏎�💨
To make matters worse, occupied Crimea is rapidly sliding out of Moscow's control. Fuel shortages are so severe that the occupation administration just banned all civilian gasoline sales, suspended public transport after 10 PM, and left Russian "tourists" stranded in massive lines. According to the internal leaks, the General Staff has concluded that Russia cannot simultaneously defend Moscow, hold Crimea, and sustain an offensive in Donbas with their current resources. Oh, and the air defense missile stockpiles in Belgorod and Kursk are completely depleted because they were moved to protect Moscow's elite. Grab your popcorn, the entire war machine is stalling in real time! 😂🍿
Source: Internal Russian General Staff data leaks, regional administrative updates via Reuters, and strategic monitoring by The Moscow Times (June 23, 2026).
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6:30 PM · Jun 23, 2026
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1.11.2026
Russia ends up in smoke
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